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CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.


CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.


BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.


BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the
wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.


VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.


P/E RATIO -- The percentag e of investors wetting their pants as the market
keeps crashing.


BROKER -- What my broker has made me.


STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.


STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.


STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally
between themselves.


FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.


MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.


CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.


YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per
share.


WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @
$240 per share.


INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a
nuthouse.


PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

  
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